OPINION: Carney's glamorous TIFF night tells you everything you need to know

He entered Front Street in Toronto — with an entourage of 20 gas-guzzling SUVs and police cruisers in tow — like Julius Caesar entering the gates of Rome.

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The Prime Minister, with an ego larger than the CN Tower and severe Donald Trump envy, subsequently waved to the crowd from the red carpet before entering the Fairmount Hotel and a Toronto International Film Festival event Sunday evening.

It was as if he thought himself the one getting a TIFF award.

The only starring …